JoKeS!!!

 

02/16/2006 10:48:05 PM -0800

 

1.torke mire carwash behesh migan chera mashineto nayavordy mige nazdik bood piyade oomadam

2.torke televisionesho mifroshe video mikhare

3.torke mimire babash rezayat nemide

4.be Hosein fahmide migan vasiyat kon ~~~ mige vase tank boogh bezarid

5.Rashtiye mire gom sohan foroshi mizanne minevise sohan foroshi haj mamad va pedaran

6.zange mobile akhoonda : ... didin ... ridim ... too... diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin .............

7.torkeh mireh too yakhchaal daro roo khodesh mibandeh . behesh migan aakheh mardeh momen in cheh kaarieh! migeh ilada mikhaam bebinam in cheraaghesh vaaghean khaamoosh misheh yaa na

8.be torke migan midooni emam hosein koja dafn shode mige na migan karbala mige ay khosh be sa'adatesh !!!

9.ye rooz be ye turke migan ye payambare zan begoo mige payambare akram

10.be TORKE MeGAN BA ASH JOMLE BESAZ MeGE MOHAMADeASH SALAVAD

11.torke mire meidoone azadie tehran,mige aaaaaaa,ajab shalvare Bagi bozorgie !!!

12.reza zade to olampyk mikhaste vazne boland kone mige ya ali shab hazrate abolfazl miad to khabesh mige:ahaaaaaaaaaay bi vafa dige doostam nadari

13.ye rooz ye torke mire khoonye doostesh mige gazanfar lahje daram? mige are torke mige pas gat kon dobare migiram

14.esfahania ro az 4 ta chiz mishe shenakht : 1 .hamashoon zirshalvarie abie rah rah daran 2 .har gholop nooshabe ke mikhoran be shishe niga mikonan bebinan cheghadresh moonde 3. jelo dar vaimisan be ja inke began befarmayin too migan hala chera nimiain too ? 4.bastani livani ke mikhoran hatman daresho milisan

15.yebar torke koolere khoonash misooze mire sare bachehash dad mizane mige cheghadr goftam 4 taei jeloye kooler nashinin

16.Ye roz too kavir loot ye torkaro zire lahaf peida mikonan azash miporsan : shoma torkin?...torke mige : yani az zire lahafam maloome?....

17.be torke migan esme 4 ta emame khalafkar ro begoo mige: ali shamshir baz, hosein bi kalle, reza kaftar baz, mehdi farari

18.ye rooz ye ghazvinie ye bache ra gozashte boode zire baghalesh dashte mirafte behesh migan koja miri mige farda emtehane bache bazi darim hanooz lasho va nakardam

19.torka be keshmesh migan : angore bazneshaste

20. torke mire ketabfoorooshi mige agha bebakhshid ketabe torke dana darid yaroo mige na ma ketabaye takhayoli nemifrooshim

21.vaghti 1 sib gaz mizaniyo 1 kerme doroste mibini narahat nasho ... oon moghei narahat sho ke 1 sibo gaz bezanio 1 kerme nesfe bebini!!

22.ye rooz ye tUrke dame dare masjed istade boode KHorma kheyrat mikarde ye bande khoda rad mishe , ye mosht khorma barmidare tUrke mige : hOy che khabare? 1nafar morde Otobos ke chap nakarde

23.be torke migan shoma lahje dari?mige na valla.....shak dari bia begard

24.be ye lore migan saat chande balad naboode javab bede mige baro baro diret shode

25.ye morche ba pashehe ezdevaj mikonan bad az ye sal mibinan morchehe hamele nashode tahgig mikonan

mibinan  morchehe shaba to pashe band mikhabide!!!!!

26.che joori ye torko shenasaei konim : 1. age didi ye babaei kapshanesho karde to shalvaresh -shalvarresham ta dame dahanesh keshide bala bedoon .... 2. age didi ye babaei sa@ 8 shab 40 ta noon barbarei zire baghalashe bedoon .... 3.age didi taraf to coffee net ba yahoo helper chat mikone bedoon taraf ..... 4. age didi taraf too otooban tormoz dasti keshid bedoon taraf ... 5.age didi taraf rd dare poshtesh neveshte GLX bedoon taraf ...6.age didi taraf sigaresho mindaze zire paye chapesh ba paye rastesh khamooSH mikone bedoon taraf ... 7. age didi kasi ta akhare in offo mikhone bedoon taraf Torke !

27.emam jomeye rasht bache dar mishe; monafeghin masooleyatesh ro be ohde migiran

28.torke dashte saresho ba shampo bedone ab mishoste behesh migan chera bi ab mishori mige akhe rosh neveshte baraye mohaye khoshk!!!!

29.torke mimire joka tamoom mishe

30.torke ba doostesh mire forodgah be doostesh mige ghazanfar in mellat chejoori havapeyma be in gondegio midozdan?ghazanfar:ajab khari hastia ina ke in be in gondegio nemitoonan bedozdan sabr mikonan bere bala koochik ke shod oonvaght midozdanesh

31.torke televisionesh roshan nemishode mizane kanale 2 hol mide... BUZZ!!!

32.torke sare marz ye araghie ro asir migire. haminjoor ke dashte uno miborde ye dafe khompare mikhore bahgal dasteshoon daste araghie kande mishe araghie mige : bezar man dastamo bendazam too keshvare khodam...torke delesh misooze mige bendaz...ye kam dige miran dobare ye khompare mikhore oon yeki daste araghie ham kande mish. baz araghie mige bezar man in dastam ro ham bendazam too vatane khodam...torke mige bashe.....baad ye tarkesh mikhore paye araghie kande mishe varesh midare mindaze oon vare marz ...ye dafe torke tofang ro mizare roo shaghighe yaroo mige : hooy fekr nakon man torkam nemifahmam kam kam dari farar mikoni...

33. torke balal mikhore ye hafte azoon mige.

34.be ye torke migan nazaret raje be zelzeleye bam chie? mige : valla in zelzele moshte mihkami bood be dahane amrika.

35.be torke migan boro jelo mashin bebin rahnama kar mikone ya na...torke mire mige : are....na.....are....na....are....na.....

36.midoonin be 5 ta dokhtar too ye matiz chi migan? >>> migan kompoote hooloo

37.age goftin torka be asansor chi migan? >>>taxi divari

38.torke too estakhr ghargh mishe mibaranesh pezeshki ghanooni mibinan mayosh soorakh boode.

39.torke pooste mozo jolotar mibine mige vay baz bayad bokhoram zamin

40.ebteda khodavand zamin ro afarid sepas esterahat kard .. va baad khodavand mard ra afarid sepas esterahat kard ..baad ZAN ra afarid ...baad az an na khodavand estarahat kard na mard na zamin ...!!!

41. be ye torke migan tocheghadr khari 'mige ooooooooooooo taze babamo nadidi

42.ye roz 1 torke dastesh mikh bode vaghti mikharo dar miare mibine dastesh khon mid dobare mikharo mizare sare jash.

43. rooz 1 bache goorile be mamanesh mige:maman ma chera inghade zeshtim?mamanesh javab mide:boro khoda ro shokr kon jaye ooni ke dare in joke ro mikhoone nisti !! (send to all)

44.police jolie torkaro migire mige govahy name kart machin bime,torke mige chi kar konam jomle besazam?

45.be torke migan khonaton kojas mige tehran migan kojaye tehran mige km 700 jade ardebil

46. too donya 3 chiz hast ke bekhay nakhay be soraghet miad 1-marg 2-jish 3-pm

47.rafighaye torke dashtan barash poze mahvare miomadan.,avali mige ma nilsat darim. ,dovomi mige ma asiasat darim. , torke mige maham YOBUSAT darim

48. be esfehanie migan ba looster jomle besaz mige seta dokhter daram yeki az yeki looster

49.Ghazvoneye ye kise shorte bache-goone dastesh boode azash miporsan in cheye mige : Daftarche khateratam-e

50.ye rooz be ye torke migan ba BALESH jomle besaz,mige raftam shekar ye parande didam khastam bezanam be baleshh....migan ba inn balesh na ba oon BALESH ,mige khob raftam shekar ye parande didam ,moondam bezanam too in balesh ya oon baleshhh......migan na baba aslan bikhial ba TOSHAK jomle besaz,mige raftam shekar ye parande didam TOOSHAk boodam bezanam be in BALESH ya oon BALESH

51.Albert Ineshtain migeee : Eshgh mesl saat sheni mimonee hamzaman ke ghalb ro por mikoneh maghz ro khali mikoneh

52.ye ghorbaghehe mast mikone keral mire

53.khorshid be mah mige in ensana khily badan harshab roye ham mioftan hichy nist to sal yebar ke ma roham mioftim hame dorbin miaran maro negah mikonan!

54.torke ghahreman-e shatranj boode az mosabeghe barmigashte ye zane az baghalesh rad mishe dastesh yeho mikhore be oonjaye ke nabayad. BAd zane mige agha bebakhshid sharmande, torke mige na khanum dige dast be mohre zady bayad harekat kony

55.Torke 4 saate ba mashinesh doore meydoon micharkheede, azash miporsan chera micharkhi?? mige akhe rahnamam gir karde

56. ye rooz ye torke mire varzeshgah,tooye moj mekziki ghargh mishe !!!!!!!

57.be lakposhte migan dorogh bego , mige: davidamo davidam

58.an rak eras erazeb oikey mada hedim lah ilyehk>>>>>az akhar bekhoon

59.e rashti e dashte chat mikarde jav migire zanesh ra send to all mikone

60. Abadanie 10tomani jaal mikone hame mifahman,midooni vase chi? akhe vase modarres einak reiban mizare...badesh 20 tomani jaal mikone hame mifahman,midooni vase chi? akhe teraktore ke rooshe ro ring esport mikone...bad az oon 50 tomani jaal mikone hame mifahman,midooni vase chi? akhe dare daneshgah tehran ye felafeli mizane

61.ye bar do ta paiambare ye sadtomani peida mikonan davashoon mishe male koodoom bashe tasmim migiran tas bendazan harki bishtar avord avali mindaze 6 miare dovomi mindaze 7 miare ?!! baad avali behesh mige khak be saret be khatere 100 tooman mojeze mikoni

62.tanha tarine shabhaye man sedaye tost.... tanha to hasti ke dar nimeshab soratam ro navazesh mikoni . ....tanha dalile shab bidarye man to hasti ..... ba to hastam ey PASHEH!!!!!!!

63.ye rooz torke nakhe 10 tomani ro mikeshe shorte modares miyad paeen,basiji donbalesh mikonan mige age biyan jelo nakhe 1000 tomaniro mikeshama!!!!!!!

64.ye bar ye rashtiye mimire un donya mibine koli saat hast. az khoda miporse in saata chie? khoda mige in saat ha male zanast, har zani khiyanat bokone saate aghrabash micharkhe. rashtiye hayejan zade mishe mige saate zane man kodoome. khoda mige un bala gozashtim be jaye panke estefade mikonim

65. kiss is a key of love. love is a lock of marriage. marriage is a box of children. children are problems of world. so how many problems a kiss can create for us !

66.gofte boodam ke agar boose dahi tobe konam ...ke degarbare az ingoone khataha nakonam.boose ra dado cho bardasht labash az labe man....tobe kardam ke degar tobeye bija nakonam.

67. rashtiye sob az khab pa mishe mibine 4ta ajor gozashtan ziresh, zanesho bordan!!!!

68. Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY? F=father A=and M=mother I=i L=love Y=you

69.doosam dari?age begi na nist misham,out from zist misham ,dochare 1 ist misham,kolan begam missed misham. hala doosam dari ?(dele adam kabab mishe be khoda )

70. torke rayise fedrasione shatranj mishe 2 ta ghanoon mizare : 1-asb dige nemitoone filo bezane 2-khar ham bazie

71.Rashteye mire tehran bache dar mishe esmes bachash o mizare HEDYE TEHRANI

72. be babaye hosein fahmide migam nazareton darmorede karike pesareton to jang anjam dad chihast:mige valah pesare man ghalat kard ke hamchin kari kard man hanoz ke hanoz daram gheste in tankaro midam

73.basijie golab mikhore mast mikone

74.woman:kheili bozorge!!!!.....man:adat mikonin! woman:az posht dard mikone!!!.....man:ja baz mikone!.....woman:be zoor mire toosh!!.....man:aroom feshar bede......woman:nemikham!.....man:bozorge!? .....woman:are!......man:mikhayd ye kafshe dige biaram ?!?!? woman: ok

75.ye pesare gije rashty danesh gahe sharif ghabool mishe...azash miporsan shoma chetor dars khondy?..mige man eftekhar mikonam ke farzande 3 shahidam

76. bache pooldare mashin-e babasho barmidare mire biroon. sare rah ye police e torke migiratesh mige gavahiname lotfan. pesare zard mikone mige chikar konam, ye 1000 tomany dar miare mizare kafe daste yaroo. torke yeho zard mikone khabardar vaimise mige oh bebakhshid aghaye khomeiny too tariky nashnakhtametoon

77.torke dashte saghfe khoonashoasfalt mikarde,asfalt ziad myare soratgir mizare     78. ye pesare gije rashty danesh gahe sharif ghabool mishe...azash miporsan shoma chetor dars khondy?..mige man eftekhar mikonam ke farzande 3 shahidam

79. bache pooldare mashin-e babasho barmidare mire biroon. sare rah ye police e torke migiratesh mige gavahiname lotfan. pesare zard mikone mige chikar konam, ye 1000 tomany dar miare mizare kafe daste yaroo. torke yeho zard mikone khabardar vaimise mige oh bebakhshid aghaye khomeiny too tariky nashnakhtametoon

80.roozi yar ra kardam boosi...... .goft ham bi adabi ham loosi...... !goftam chera, chon kardam boosi? goft lab ra vel kardiyo lop ra miboosi

81.zedde hal yani ==> yani ye gharare toope interneti dashte bashi connect nashi, yani vaghti montazere filme morde alaght hasti bargh bere, yani beri biroon gfeto ba ye pesar bebini, yani ba shikame goshte beri too saf geton tamoom beshe, yani too net mokh bezani haminke mikhay be natije beresi eshteraket tamoom she, yani salam koni javabeto nadan, yani ba gfet beri coffeshop oonykei gfetam oonja bashe, yani file dl koni sare 99% dc beshi, yani saate 7 sobh beri class ostad nayad, yani bad az inke kolli efe english bezari bad nomreye zabanet beshe 10, yani inhame matno man benevisam yeki pm bede bege Arian man nafahmidam zedde hal yani chi

82. too in zamoone,connect chegoneh?!!!hame mikhan connect beshan ama geronee,rafte mohabbat, hack shode adat, koja bf, koja gf, koja ye hamdam, goli too donya, login nemishe,file hacko to send bekon, bebin chi mishe, to idiyee man, narafti az yad, idiye man too listete ama che besyar...man raftam az yad...sokote in ghalbe shekastam shode faryad hala vaaaaayy vaaay vay vay vay

83.Be rashtie migan chera zan nemigiri mige 5 rooze gereftam etefaghan kheyliham zane khoobie migan 5 rooze az koja fahmidi enghadr khoobe? mige rooze aval raftam khoone didam 2ta mard khoonan goftam ina kian? goftesh shoharaman fahmidam ke SEDAGHAT dare rooze dovom raftam khoone didam 3 nafar khoonan goftam ina kian? didam saresho endakht paeen fahmidam NEJABAT dare rooze sevom raftam khoone didam dame dare khoone safe safo zadam kenar behesh goftam inja che khabare? goft boro tahe saf fahmidam EDALAT dare rooze chaharom raftam be madaresh shekayatesho bokonam didam oonja ham safe fahmidam ESALAT dare

84. torke mire jolo ayneh harchi fek mikone adame too aynaro nemishnase hey ba khodesh fek mikone man in mardaro koja didam?...bade ye saat mige aha hala yadam oftad in hamoone ke too salmooniam didamesh

85.ye rooz ye marde mirese be torke mige chera pat shekaste torke mmige oon chalaro mibini marde mige are bad torke mige khob man oono nadidam

86.dokhtara?mese chi hastan????1-dokhtara mese radio hastan.harchi mikhan migan vali harchi begi nemishnavan!!2-dokhtara mese limo shirin hastan,aval shirinan bad talkh mishan!!!3-dokhtara mese kontor barghan har az chan gahi seneshon sefr mishe!!4-dokhtara mese felezyaban! har vaght az tala foroshi rad mishan aksol amal neshon midan 5-....baghie ro ham nemigan ta mano nazadan

87. ye roz ye dokhtare az ye akhonde miporse miga age ba ye pesari dost besham masalash chiye akhonde mige in che harfiye mizani malome ke harome bad dokhtare mige hala age ba ye akhondi dost beshim chi?akhonde mige eyy shiton mikhay beri to behesht?

88.ye amricaeeye dashte tu ab dasto pa mizade migofte help help..ye torke miad besh mige age be jaye kelas zaban raftan rafte budi kelase shena hala ghargh nemishodi

89. torke kelidesh ro to mashin ja mizare, ta bere kelid saaz biare, zano bachash 2saat to mashin gir mikonan!!!

90. eshgh faghat eshghe laty... aragh sagi o abejo ghati...... pari o zari o shamsi o fati........... habse abad bi molaghati...... fekr nakoni gonde laty ...... ma faghat khaterkhatim

91.torke mire jolo ayneh harchi fek mikone adame too aynaro nemishnase hey ba khodesh fek mikone man in mardaro koja didam?...bade ye saat mige aha hala yadam oftad in hamoone ke too salmooniam didamesh

92.In khar,behtarin khar,shekle khar,sare khar,kar khar,gozashtane khar,ye khar,osgole khar...{ KHAR RO HAZF KON va DOBARE BEKHON }

93.ghazviniye mire hamoom to ayne koonesho mibine,dasti beheshmikeshomige:yar dar khane va ma gerde jahan migardim...

94.ye bar 4 ta tork savare asansor mishan har kar mikonan rah nemire bad 1MIN ye aghaye kot shalvari ba kerevat miad dokmasho mizane rah miofte . yeki az torka mige vase salamatie aghaye ranande salavat

95.aftab paraste mire ro jabe medad rangi hang mikone!! (omran in joke shenide bashiiiiin )

96. moalem : alefbaye farsio begoo ... shagerd : alef-be-pe-te-se-chahar-panj-shish-haft ... moalem : ingilisio begoo ... shagerd : a-b-c-chehel-panjah-shast-haftad ... moalem : yoonani ro begoo ... shagerd : alfa-beta-seta-charta-panjta ... moalem : nakhastam baba ! 1 sher begoo ... shagerd : na borde rang ganj panj shish haft hashtat navad sad

97.be torke migan namzadi ro be chi tashbih mikoni?mige namzadi mesle in mimoone ke babat barat 2charkhe bekhare nazare behesh dast bezaniii

98.torke har rooz zange kelisa ro mizade dar mirafte ye rooz pedare roohany mire ghayam beshe ke giresh bendaze. Ta torke maid mizane zango kheresho migre. Torke yehoo hol mishe mige bb.... be.. bebakhshid Isa hastesh.

99.rooz ye goosfandaro mikhastand bokoshand, mizaranesh poshte vanet , bad goosfande shoroo mikone be gerye kardan. midooni chera ????????? akhe mikhaste jelo beshine....mibaranesh jeloo baz ham shoroo mikone gerye kardan, midooni chera?????????????? akhe mikhaste dame panjere beshine........ mizaranesh dame panjere, baz ham shoroo mikone be gerye kardan, midooni chera???????? akhe mikhaste poshte farmoon beshine.........mibaranesh poshte farmoon dobare shoroo mikone be gerye, in dafe midooni chera gerye mikard??????????????? in bar ashke shogh bood!

100.Va khodavand adam ra afarid va angah farmood: Fatabarak-allah ahsanol khaleghin.... va sepas zan ra afarid va farmood: ...Oh Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

101. Ye rooz ye kachale be ye kam mooe mige to chera moohat yeki bood yeki naboode?mige to ke moohat gheir az khoda hichkas naboode!

102.be torke migan ye jomleye falsafi begoo mige : ahmagh tarin afrad kasani hastand ke be hame chiz etminane kamel dashte bashan migan motmaeini? mige 100%

103.doroghaki e-mail nade , e-mail zadan rasti mikhad/ PMhaye khobe ghadim nagoo ke yadet nemiyad...toyi ke inbox mano, por kardy az maile farib/ mani ke nadide boodam,OFFlinaye ajib gharib...toyi ke del ba porooyi be Replyam bakhte boodi/ che sakhte bavaresh,vali to mano nashnakhte boodi...bazam migam ta bedooni ke Off dadan,rasti mikhad/ dorogh nagoo ke sadeghi,be lahne Mailat nemiyad...khoob midonam pashimooni,nemikhay Block bemooni/ pas ghol bede,ta mitooni e-maile najoor nazani

104.saay kon be khater kasi ke doostEsh dari ghoroorEt rO az dast bedi , na be khatere ghoroorEt kasi rO ke doost dari az dast bedi ................

105. be torke migan aroosit keye mige doshanbe in hafte na 4 sanbe hafteye dige

106.Torke bad shans bode mimire rohesh gir mikone laye panke saghfi

107.love is like ash,easy to eat, hard to digest

108.yekbar 2 ta bacheh to bimarestan boodan yeki barmigarde be oon yeki mige to dokhtari ya pesar oon yeki mige nemidoonam mige khob patooto bede bala behet begam oon yeki patoosho mide bala mige to dokhtari oon yeki mige az koja fahmidi mige akhe joorabat sooratieh>!>!>!>!(send 2 all)

109.age ye shab ye adame chaghe gonde omad too otagheto toro andakht too ye kise.aslan natars akhe vaseye crismas toro az papa noel khastam.

110.age gofti oskol tarin adame donya kiye ................................... farshide amin chon nemidone khoda shabo vase chi afaride!!!

111.ye bar ye torke dare yakhchalo ba sheddat baz mikone jele he milarze,,, mige natars natars oomadam panir bokhoram!!!

112.kash too zendegiye adamha 3 chiz voojood nadasht:eshgh;ghooroor va dooroogh. ta majboor nabashim dar eshgh be khatere ghooroor dooroogh begim (send2all)

113. torke miyad to khone mibine ye zan ba mard daran esterahat mikonan mibine jokro eshtebah omade bar migarde rashtie biad

114.ye bar ye torke dare yakhchalo ba sheddat baz mikone jele he milarze,,, mige natars natars oomadam panir bokhoram!!!

115. lore mira pishe khoda mige:khoda man chi kar konam ke sabet konam az torka khar taram . khoda mige boro too kavir shena kon. mire too kavir shena mikone ye dafe ye torke ba ghayegh motori az baghalesh rad mishe

116.ghiyamat aval migan tamome heyvona beran to behesh..nobate khara ke mirese mibinan ye tork ham dare bahashon mire..migan to koja. mige chiye??ta donya donya bod be ma migoftan khar..hala inja adam shodim

117.torke esme emam ha ro minevise ro yaghe pirhanesh mire gozinesh vase mosahebe: miporsan, emam aval ki bood? yaghe ro nigah mikone mige Ali, Migan khob emame dovom? mige Hasan, migan emame sevom? Mige Hacuopian!!!!

118. filmhaye bargozide jashnvare filme rasht: 1.hameye pedarane man 2.dar jostojooye pedar 3.pedare bisto nohom 4.dopedar zire yek saghf

119.torke mire pitza mikhore shab mikhabe noon barbari miyad too khabesh mige bivafa dige doostam nadari

120. Marg az Zendegi Porsid : An Chist Ke Baes Mishavad To Shirin Va Man Talkh Jelveh Konam ? Zendegi Labkhandi Zado Goft : DorooghHaei Ke Dar Man Nahofte Hast, Va Haghighati Ke to Dar Vojoodat Dari

121. chera vaghti mikhahim berim to roya cheshmamono mibandim?! vaghti mikhahim gerye konim?vaghti mikhahim fekr konim?vaghti mikhahim tasavor konim?vaghti mikhahim kasi ro beboosim ?,,in be in dalile ke ghashangtarin chizhaye donya ghabel didan nistan!!!

122. dokhtara to 18 salegi mesle tope fotbal mimone 22 nafar donbaleshan.28sale mesle tope hand bal 10 nafar donbaleshan 38 sale mesle tope golf 1 nafar donbaleshe 58 sale mesle tope jangiye hame azash farariyan

123. Chera pesara in ghadr marke ADIDAS ro doost daran? chon mokhafafe: "All Day I Dream About Sex" hastesh (Send2All)

124. yek bar 4ta esfahani dame 33pol ba ham shart mibandan sareshono zir ab konan har ke zoodtar dar avord bayad bereh bastani bekhareh 4taishoon khafeh mishan

125. be torke migan dokhtareto be ki dadi ? mige gharibe nist damademoone

126. ye ro0o0o0oz ye to0o0o0rke ra chang mizanan mishe khar chang

127. torke mashinesh to barf gir mikone zanjir nadashte sine mizaneh

128. clever man + clever woman = LOVE 2-clever man +foolish woman = SEX 3-foolish man + clever woman = marriage 4-foolish man + foolish woman = pregnancy

129. Morghe EX mikhore!..... esraeeliha migiranesh!....chon migofte:ghods ghods..!

130. goosfande nakh mikhore az oonvar tasbi mide biroon...

131.  ye rooz yek yarooi mohkam mizane pase gardane yek torke!!!! . . . . torke bar migarde be yaroo mige agha jeddi zadi ya shookhi bood yarooe mige jeddi bad torke mige : khoob shod jeddi zadi chon man az shookhi badam miyad

132.  mikheh mireh aroosi engadr gher mideh pich misheh

133. marde badbakht ! vaghti be donya miad hame hale madaresh o miporsan ! vaghti ezdevaj mikone hame mige che aroose khoshgeli ! vaghti mimire hame migan bichare zanesh !

134. marde badbakht ! vaghti be donya miad hame hale madaresh o miporsan ! vaghti ezdevaj mikone hame mige che aroose khoshgeli ! vaghti mimire hame migan bichare zanesh !

135. be 1 goosfande migan che joori dast shooee mikoni? mige be shoveye goroohe arian migan yani chi?mege injoorioone doone doone doone done..

136. ye rooz ye marde mire pishe khoda va mighe: khodaya chera in zanaro khoshghel afaridi? javab miyad ke: "baraye inke shoma marda oonaro doost dashte bashin" baz miporse paschera inghadar ahmagh afiridishoon? javab miyad baraye inke : "oonha ham shomaro doost dashte bashan"

137. Donbale Neghahha Naro , Chon Mitounan Goulet Bezanan . Donbale Darayee Naro Chon Kam Kam Ofoul Mikoneh . Donbale Kasi Boro Keh Baes Besheh Labkhand Bezani Chon Faghat Ba Yek Labkhand Misheh Yek rouze Tiraro Roshan Kard. Kasiro Peyda Kon Keh Toro Shad Koneh .

138. dar an hengam ke hazrate ebrahim hazrate esmael ra baraye ghorbani kardan mibord be nagah jebrael bar oo nazel shod va farmood ebi bikhial dorbin makhfie...

139. Age Kasio Doost Dashte Bashi ,Nemitooni Too Cheshash Zol Bezani Nemitooni Doorisho Tahamol Koni Nemitooni Behesh Begi Cheghadr Mikhaysh Nemitooni Behesh Begi Cheghadr Behesh Niyaz Dari Vase Hamine Ashegha Divoone Mishan..

140. ba doshmananat chenan doshmani kon ke agar roozi doost to shavand az to kinehe nadashte bashand..............ba doostanat chenan doosti kon ke agar roozi doshmane to shavand az to noghte zafi nadashte bashand

141. dorogh nago ( hata agar majbor bodi ) gheybat nakon ( hata agar be to bad karde bod ) tohmat nazan ( hata agar doshmane to bod ) ziad harf nazan ( hata agar kheyli harf dashti ) gerye nakon ( hata agar delat kheyli por bod ) faryad nakesh ( magar dakhele yek balesh ) ba kasi samimi nabash ( hata agar kheyli dosesh dashte bashi)(A Send)

142. too in zamoone/ ki dars mikhoone?/ ketab chiye kelas chiye dabir koodoome?/ ma dars nakhoondim mokh oftad az kar/ khandidimo terkidim az aziyat azar/ ketab too kifa peyda nemishe/ faghat cd faghat navar pas dars chi mishe?/ hamash taghalob hamash sinama/ farar mikardim az kelas mano bacheha/ hala vay vay vayvayvayvay/ hala vay vay vayvayvayvay/ tamoom shod eshgho halo sharo shoor/ hichi nakhoondimo resid zamane konkoor/ shodam pashimoon gham shode adat/ koja rafigh koja ye doost koja ye hamdard/ hala vay vay vayvayavayvay/ hala vay vay vayvayvayvay ( wow )

143. az rahbar miporsan vahed shomareshe rish chie?mige:AN .. Miporsan chera? mige: Male khomeini ANbashte bood..Male man ANboohe..Male rafsanjani ANdake..Male khatami ANdazast... ~~>> SeND 2 aLL FRieND GRouP <<~~

144. ye rooz be ANDY migan az che bastani khoshet miyad?mige: Aroosaki Aroosaki

145. torke mire sarbazi , dore kolash ghermezi torke mire too loole , atal matal tootoole torke mikhore zamin hava mire , nemidooni ta koja mire ye torke too tabestoon , na shir dare na pestoon torke mire karbala , daste kibalaa

 

147.ye nafar mire amrikaro kashf mikone , ye nafar mire mari Kuri mishe , ye nafar mire bombe atom misaze ..... toye bichare hamash beshin offato check kon -->

148.ghalbe pesarha yegane parkingi ast ke tabloye zarfiat takmil hichgah bar dare an dide nemishavad............dar moghabel ghalbe dokhtarha mesle foroodgahi hast ke moddate moondane ye havapeyma dar an bastegi be foroode

149.be torke migan meyaret vase entekhabe hamsar chie ? mige heykale jennifer lopez akhlaghe fateme zahra

150.napeleon mige harfi ro bezan ke betooni benevisi ...chizi ro benevis ke betooni pasho emza koni.......chizi ro emza kon ke betooni pash beisty

151.az babaye hoseyne fahmideh miporsan nazaret rajebe pesaret chie? mige: dahanesh servis , man hanooz daram gheste tank o midam

152. ZENDEGI zibast na be zibaee HAGHIGHAT __ haghighat talkh ast na be talkhiye JODAEE __va jodaee sakht ast na be sakhtiye TANHAEE

153.): torke mirese sare dorahi jer mikhore

154. be torke migan esmet chie? mige seyed akbar, migan khali naband torka ke seyed nemishan, mige valla pedar bozorgam migoft jaddemun mirese be asbe hazrate mohammad

155.torke dame otaghe zayman boode , parastare khoshhal miad birono mige " agha mozhde bedid , pesare !!" torke to poste khodesh nemigonjide o miporse " esmesh , esmesh chie??"

156.rashtie x mikhore mir khune mibine zanesh tanha neshaste mige: ajab tavahomi dare

157.aval negah be khate dovom kard va asheghash shod khate dovom ham negah be khate aval kard va asheghash shod angah tasmim gereftand ba ham ezdevaj konand haman moghe moalem gofte 2 khate movazi hich vaght be ham nemiresand va khatha ra pak kard..

158. be torke migan pesaret rekord shekaste mige bikhod karde man 1 gheroonam nadaram khesarat bedam

159. ye rooz sorat ya torkro chang mizanan misheh kharchang

160.gorge mire dare khone shangol mangol dar mizane mige manam madareton. yeki miyad biron mige lamasab dahane maro servis kardy, ina az inja raftaaaaaaaaan

161.kheili doost daram bahat beram mahigiri.midooni chera?akhe hich kas mese to kerm nadare

162.be siavash ghomeyshi migan sobhane chi mikhori mighe....asal ba noon.... asal bi noon.... asal keik

163. ashghali miad dame khooneye torke ,torke dame dar boode.ashghali mige agha ashghal darid?torke dad mizane too khoone mige:khanoom ashghal darim?zanesh mige are are ....,torke mige agha darim nemikhaym!!

164. ye torke dashte ye kebrit sookhtaro roshan mikarde, ye torke dige az rah mirese,mige: hatman kharabe, roshan nemishe. oon yeki mige: na saleme, hamin 1daghighe pish roshan shod

165.2ta joje tighi be ye kivi miresan yekishoon miporse in dige chiye on yeki mige damademoone taze az sarbazi oomade

166.Vase Lore Ye 2khtar Neshoon Mikonan .... Ba Sang Mizanatesh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

167. anghadar az labe to booseye chon ghand gereftam kaz shahde labe to maraze ghand gereftam

168.be to torke mighan nemikhay adam shi? mighe baba velam kon man aslan az in gerti bazia khosham nemyad

169.ye rooz ye marde mire pishe khoda va mighe: khodaya chera in zanaro khoshghel afaridi? javabmiyad ke: "baraye inke shoma marda oonaro doost dashte bashin" bazmiporse pass chera inghadar ahmagh afiridishoon? javab miyad baraye inke : "oonha ham shomaro doost dashte bashan"!<>

170.be torke migan agha shoma farsin?mige cheshmatoon ghashang mibine

171.Torke baghale bokhari mikhabe misooze fardash mire bokhario mifrooshe !bokharish miyad too khabesh mige vaghti didi ke sokhti raftio maro forokhti

172. be torke migan chandta heyvoon ke ba khe shoroo mishe begoo, mige : khar , khodam, khaharam,khoda biamorz babam

173.torke to zendegishe be jahayi mirese ke ta hala HICH khari nareside

174.ankaboote ex mizane jakat mibafe

175.torke rish bozi mizare dochare bohrane hoviat mishe

176.ye rooz ye torke khodesho send too all mikone ,yahoo khar too khar mishe

177.be ye torke migan nazaret raje be gol chie??? mige vala chize khobie, ghashange, baraye tavalod o arosy o marg mibaran, hata khodavan e bozorgvar be serahat dar ghoran be an eshareh karde va mifarmayad: GOL HO VA LAHO AHAD!!!!!

178. torke ro adam khora migiran bebaran bokhoranesh torke shaki mishe mige: hala ke mogheye bokhor bokhor shod ma adam shodim???!!

179. 2ta joje tighi be ye kivi miresan yekishoon miporse in dige chiye on yeki mige damademoone taze az sarbazi oomade

180.torka miran pishe farsa migan:"AGHA ON MOGHE KE EMAM HOSEIN MORD KE TORKO FARS NEBOOD, BIYAYN ALAN HAM BAHAM AZADARI KONIM!",farsa migan:"BASHE YE NOHE DARIM KE GHESMATE AVALESHO MA MIGIM GHESMATE AKHARESHO SHOMA TEKRAR KONID.",torka ghabool mikonan,daste ra miyofte farsa migan:"EY YAZIDE BIHAYA ATASH ZADI BAR KHARMANAM.",torka migan:"KHAR MANAM AY KHAR MANAM

181.migan har ja hossein hossein shenidi boro chon hatman nazri midan amma har ja ali ali shenidi naro chon hatman mashin hol midan

182.roze ghorban vaghti ke hazrate ebrahim mikhad pesaresho ghorbani kone behesh migan EBI joon dast negah dar shoma dar moghabele doorbine makhfi hastin

183.rashtiye akse zanesho backgerand computeresh karde bood,pesaresh miporse akse mamano chera backgerand computer kardi,,,,rashtiye mige sedasho darnayar az internet downlod kardam

184.torke dashte ba otobus 100ta mirafte, miad tormoz kone mibine tormozesh boride, mibine ye kamion ham dare az rooberoo ba sorat miad mibine kari az dastesh bar namiad be shagerdesh mige ASGHAR PASHO TASADOFO BEBIN HAL KON

185.Zan: chera pas nemiyad?!! Mard: miyad ye kam tahamol kon!! Zan: Akhe khise aragh shodam, paham dard gerefte, basse dige!!! Mard: ok, pas biya ba Taxi berim!! az daste in ootooboos haa

186.goft bekhab,khabidam,goft va kon,va kardam,dard dasht tahamool kardam,vaghti karesh tamom shod khun omad,tarsidam AKHE avalin bar bood ke dandoonamo mikeshidam

187.na........na.........na..........nabayad mizashtam beri....hese badi daram chon fekr mikonam hamash taghsire man boo ke rafti...dige booye atret in ja nemiad naaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaaaaa naaaaaaaaaa nabayad sifoono mikeshidam

188.ye soske az fazelab miad biroon , behsh migan oskol biroon chi kar dari ? mige: be omide ye havaye taze tar ....

189.emaam jomeye RASHT:tavajoh konid mas'aleye entekhabat namous nist ke berahati az aan begzarid

190. Ye Torke Mimire. Shabe Avale Ghabr 62ta Fereshte Miyan Soraghesh… 2tashon Soal Mikardan 60tashoon Halish Mikardan

191. torke joloie dokhtare mikhore zamin, mige harekato dashti

192. torke mire badansazi morabeye mige hafteye aval badan dard dari.torke mighe pas man az hafteye dovom mieyam

193. torke mitarse ab ghat she aval khodesho mishoore bad mirine!!!!

194. Be dokhtare migan mardo taerif kon mige mard mese video mimone: play/forward/back/forward/back/stop/eject/off

195. torke dashte too khiaboon cheshm cherooni mikarde ye nafar barmigarde behesh mige: martike mage khodet khahar madar nadari? torke mige daram vali be in khoshgeli ke

196. be ghazviniye migand varzesh mikoni?mige:varzesh ke na ama varzeshkaro are

197. jashnvareye filmhaye takhayoliye rasht 1-zane vafadar 2- marde ba gheirat 3- farzande halal zade 4- simorghe bolorin baraye filme: pesari ke yek pedar dasht

198. Kheily dooset daram...... mikham lokht besham biiam ziret , mikham baghalet konam..... beboosamet... fesharet bedam ta jaee ke ghodrat daram........ khodamo bechasboonam behet..... vaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii cheghadr to narmi patooye GOLBAFT..!

199. khasti ghatel shi, hamaro bokosh, chon age ye nafaram zende bezary, miado enteghame baghiaro azat migire... age khasti ashegh shi, vaysa ta khode taraf ino befahme, chon age to besh begi behet mige: "loose ahmaghe nafahm" !...age khasti pooldar shi, hatman az raahe khalaf vared sho, ..age khasti gf/bf peyda koni yekam khoshtip bash, yekam khar sho... age khasti allaaf shi, ye bar Dige az aval in off o bekhooooooooon!!!...................

200. torke eynak dodi mizane mire biron bad pesaresho mibine mohkam mizane zire goshe pesar pesare mige baba chera mizani mige en mogheye shab biron chi kar mikoni mige baba shab nist eynak zadi eynako bar dar bad babae eynako bar midare dobare mizane zire goshe pesare dobare pesare mige baraye chi mizani mige ahmagh az dishab ta hala inja chi kar mikoni !!!!!!!!!!

201. khordane 3 chiz kheyli be adam hal mide: yeki hendoone ba abo haste dovomi chayee ba tane khaste sevomi labe taraf ba cheshaye baste

202.chand zarbolmasale jaleb.........................Gorbe Dastesh Be Gosht Nemiresid Migoft Eybi Nadare Bejash Soya Mikhoram ! 2-Yek Soozan Be Khoodet Bezan Vali Movazeb Bash Aloode Be H.I.V Nabashe ! 3-Ba Halva Halva Kardan Morde Khor Sir Nemishe ! 4- Khare Ma Az Koregi Tormozesh A.B.S Bood 5-Morghe Hamsaye Sokharie ! 6-Yaroo Pool Nadasht Khoone Besaze Migoft Shahrdari Tarakom Nemide ! 7-Yeki Ro Too Deh Rah Nemidadan Soraghe Green Kart o Migereft

203. ye motorie mizane be gonjeshke,gonjeshke bi hoosh mishe,bad motorie gonjeshkaro mibare khoone mizare too ghafas,gonjeshke ke be hoosh miado khodesho too ghafas mibine jigh mikeshe mige:MOTORIE MORD?

204.Torke miyofte too darre .. GAME OVER mishe!

205.Torke 1 sekke mindaze hava ,shir miyad farar mikone

206.Torke zanesho mikoshe , mire marhale baad

207.be rashtiye migan u ke zan gerefty dar moredesh tah ghigh ham kardi mige are ba har ki bode razi bode

208.Dokhtar dar mahde kodak az morabi miporseokhtare 18 sale hamele mishe? morabi:are! dokhtarokhtare 10 sale chi?morabi:emkan dare! dokhtarokhtare5sale chi? morabi:na!pesar az tah dad mizane DiDi alaki negaran booDi!!!2all

209.be torke migan age donya ro bet bedan chikar mikoni? mige hichi felan mikham darsamo edame bedam

210.midonid baraye doshidan ye gav to tabriz chand nafar lazeme , 20 nafar . 1 nafar baraye gereftane pestan gav va 19 nafar baraye bala va paein kardan gave

211.age hamash DC misham kheyli ziad mano bebakhsh , age toi oon ke pm midam barat mano bebakhsh . mano bebakhsh age shaba IDito man hack mikonam , age ba divoonegiam be boodanet shak mikonam . mano bebakhsh age toro misporamet daste yahoo! , age pishe gharibeha bejaie to migam yaroo !!

212. ye rooz ye mare roosari mizare mige man kobram

213.Be torke migan chera enghadr CDit khash dasht, mige: akhe ahang ghashangasho alamat zadam

214.Torke to zemeston ye asb mibine ke az damaghesh bokhar miomade , mire jelo nega mikone mige " jalal khalegh , asbe bokhar ke migan hamine ???

215.esfahaniye 1000 ta salavat nazr mikone, baraye adaye nazresh mire vasate varzeshgahe azadi dad mizane mohammadiyash salavat

216.Ye kore khare az mamanesh miporse ma khara chera hamishe saremun paiine o asba sareshun balast?khare mige:mage torka baramun aberoo gozashtan ke saremuno bala begirim?!!!

217.Be torke migan bara khamir dandoone Pooneh ye shere tablighati besaz , torke mige : Khamir dandoone Poone , cheshmo nemisoozoone !!!

218. Baba 10met garm, 9karetim, 8tablakootim, 7tire babatim, 6she mashinetim, 5jere khoonatim, 4keretim, 3loolaye vojoodetim, 2roshkatim ,1am maro daryab ...

219.torke az joob mipare sahne aheste ro neshoon midan miofte too joob

220.arabe dastesho gozashte boode pposht gardanesh mishashide melat miyan miporsan baba in che vaze shashidane arabe mige volek doktor gofte chize sangin boland nakonam

221.arabe shorte khareji mipooshe az posht ehsase ghorbat mikone

222.be ye torke migan kore khar mige ma khanevadatan babyface hastim

223.kare gheire momken dar Iran:1 shalikari dar ghazvin.2 tashkhise hoviyat dar rasht.3 adam yabi dar ardebil

224.be torke migan delam havato karde be englisi chi mishe? mige my heart fuck your air

225. Rashtiye mire khoone mibine ke ye geda khabide rooye takht kenare khanoom bad ghat mizane dad mizane khanoom ta dirooz mohandes bood doctor bood sarhang bood hichi nagoftam ache in martike kiye zanesh mige khob man che konam dar zad goft ye chize pare poore nadari ke be dared agha nakhore manam goftam biya too

226. torke mire emam zade mibine sholooghe ,dad mizane baba sholoogh nakonin parsal ham sholoogh kardin nazra ghati shod man hamele shodam

227. be torke migan chera migan shoma kharin mige ye sohbat haei shode ama ma zir bar naraftim

228. Torke rafte boode tamashaye mosabeghe domeydani vasate mosabeghe hc baghalish miporse bebakhshid ina vase chi midavan ? yaroo mige baraye inke be nafare aval jayeze midan torke yokhde fekr mikone miporse pas baghiyashoon vase chi daran midavan?

229. torke ye dokhtar khoshgelaro mibine azash miporse bebakhshid shomaro madareton zaide dokhtare mige mage shomara madareton nazaide mige darmoghabele shoma naa RIDE

230. rashtie zanesho too film sooper mibine film akhare film ke mishe mige khodaro shokr film bood

231. ghazvinie bachasho mibare kanoone eslaho tarbiat mige in pedar sago adamesh konin migan akhe chera mage chi kar karde? babahe mige kire mano soozoonde angoshte dayisham hamin toe labe bababozorgesham jezghale shode !!!! migan mage chi kar karde?? mige kore khar rafte roo bokhari axe koon keshide

232. Az torke miporsan chera joorabat yekish Abieh yekish ghermez?!.. mige nemidoonam vallah, badbakhtie! ye jofte digeam haminjoori too khoone daram!!!

233. be torke migan ba jorab joomle besaz .mige:mano dadasham yejorab mikhorim

234. sobha hamash be Chat khooone miram man .. Soraghe Off o off Line ha miram man... too in Chat khoone ha khasteye dardam... be donbale Passs e IDim migardam... Passsam gom shode peydash mikonam man...age kare TOe vay be halet, ros vat mikonam man

235. pirzane ghorse ex mikhore azash miporsan esmet chie?mige man taraneh 15 sal daaram

236. be ye kermooni migan ba kalamate ADAS va KOODETA ye jomle besaz,mige :ADASe ma narahati KOODETA mach bede(az daste ma narahatiii,koo dota mach bede !!!)

237. yeroz panj migoze mishe hasht

238. ghese az koja shoro shod * az chato maile shabone * az pm dadan to roomo * ye salame asheghone ** on shodam be mehraboni * ke begam ba to michatam * ta begam bemoni on line * az ferend liste ghashangam ** baz off haye asheghoneh * email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** baz off haye asheghoneh * email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** eshghe to baraye ghalbam * avalino akharine * toei tanha hamzabonam * ke hamishe nazanine * age on line * age off line * to bemoni * ya namoni ** to vasam hanoz hamoni * ke baram aziz tarini * to vasam hanoz hamoni * ke baram aziztarini

239. hatta agar kasi behet doroogh goft bazam behesh forsat bede... eshgh ro tajrobe kon hatta agar toosh shekast bekhori...ino bedoon ke agar kasi varede zendegit shod va gozashto raft alave bar inke ye khatere be ja mizare mitoone ye tajrobe ham be ja bezare .... pas say kon khaterehaye khoob va tajrobehaye mofid ro be khater bespari ... doost dashte bash ta dooset dashte bashand.....

240. be ye torke migan azoon begoo mige chi begam az ye negah shoro shod

241. az rashtie miporsan ras migan shahidan zende and ... mige are baba man pesaram too jang shahid shod vali aroosam sali yebar hamele mishe!!

242. khososiate pesare ironi: 1- abrohaye bardashte shodeh (timis) 2- cheshma shon bishtar az aghleshoon kar mikoneh 3- ghad kotah ta delet bekhad 4-ta 1 dokhtar khoshgel mibinan mesle joje rah mioftan donbalesh 5- aberoo ke aslan nemidunan chie 6- handsfree gosheshone vali az mobil khabari nist(vaseye efe dige) 7- mashine babaye badbakhteshoon ro mi2zdan ba rofagha miran daghoonesh mikonan 8- cheshmak joze tike asabishoone 9- age 1 rooz matalak nagan zabooneshoon mikh dar miareh 10- hameye 2nya bedonan zabun baz tarin va pache khar tarin mojodate roye zamin 12- d0ostet daramo asheghetam joze harfaye adishune va be hame migan ke faghat be on fekr mikonanjalal khalegh ina dige kian SEND 2 ALL

243. ye dafe ye bacheye be babash mige:babaie man mogheye mahe asal koja boodam??? baba he mige:are baba jo0o0o0on...mogheye raftan ba man booD mogheye bar gashtan ba mamanet!!

244. roz to ghazvin to Safe nonvai Yeki ro bargh migire Hame khoshk mishan

245. 1bache to ghazvin gom mishe polis mige : az yabande taghazamishe emshabo ke hichi . farda bacharo bema bede ke ma pas farda bedimesh be khanevadash !!!!

246. Bebin pato az zendegie man bekesh birona.man asab masab nadarama.haminjori kalaro andakhti pain omadi to..hey ba toam.hey hichibehet nemigam porotar mishi.daro az rot mibandam az panjareh miyae too.de khejalat bekesh.age yedafe dige mozahemam beshi mizanam nakaret mikonama.akhe mage man be zendegie to kar daram ke mozahemam mishi.aslan harfe hesabet chie .bekhoda az dastet har roz ghorse asab mikhoram.gosh midi chi migam ...olagh.gosafand..dari zendegimo az ham mipashi bishoor.hamsayeha az vaghti to ro didan pashono inja nemizaran ..aslan man chera daram ba to bahs mikonam.ye lenge kafshe 10 santi haromet mikonam o khalas.(ki ba u bood mage u SOOSKI?

247. jebreil az torke miporse 1 arezoo bokon: Torke mige mikham KHODA ro bebinam . Jebreil mige nemishe ke khoda ro did. torke mige pas mikham adam besham. JEBREIL mige : bia baba berim khoda ro neshonet bedam

248. sefaty ke rahbar az payambaran be ers borde: az Mohamad: bisavady, az Isa: bipedary, az Moosa: jadoogary, az Nooh: omr, az Soleiman: sohbat ba heivanat!!! :? BUZZ!!!

249. dokhtar ha chand no dadash daran? : 1. dadashe internetii ta har vaght khast azash acconte majjani begire 2. dadashe bezan bahador ta dar mavaghe e loozoom halle bazi ha ro begire 3. dadashe khoshtip o pool dar ta be doostash bege in bf e mane 4. dadashe khar khoon ta moghe e emtehan vasash taghallob benevise 5 .dadashe mashin dar : ta oono be moghe sare gharar beresoone 6.dadashi ke cheshme didanesho nadare( hamoon dadashe vaghe ee ye khodesh nazare shoma chiye ((((3333333333333333nd 222222222222 allllllllllllll)))))

250. midonin be farmandar ghazvin chi migan ? arbabe halgheh ha

251. torke donbale jaye park bude mige ey khoda ye ja baram peyda koni namaz mikhunam ruze migiram.. 1 dafe jaye park peyda mikone mige : nemikhad khodam peyda kardam!!!

252. torke ro mibaran pasgah mige mano vase chi avordin pasgah?migan vase aragh khori.mige:ey val,pas beriz bokhorim

253. zane rashtie shab dir miad khoone shoharesh miporse koja boodi ? mige chanta mard be man tajavoz kardan, marde mige tajavoz 10 daghighe tool mikeshe baghiasho koja boodi ?!!

254. torke ba ehsasate yeki bazi mikone 3 hich mibaze

255. torke mire morghdani jav migiratesh tokhm mizare

256. TorKe DaShTe MaShiN MisHoSTe BeHeSH MiGan CheRa Az Pelak ShooRoo Kardi MiGe : AkHe DaFe PiSh Az SaGHF Shooroo KarDam BE PeLak KE ReSiDam DidaM MaShin MaLE MaN NabooD !!

257. ye roz gorge mire khoneye maman bozy dar mizane. mige bacheha daro baz konid. maman bozi daro baz mikone, mige bacheha khoone. nistan bia too

258. 5 ta ghazviny miran hamom saat migzare nemian 2 saat ,nemian 4 saat 5 saat ,kholase hamomy negaran mishe mire mibine saboneshon oftade hich ky jorat nemikone dola she var dare

259. az ye torke miporsan midoony zelzele dar asare chie?mige baba yeki javabe pm khoda ro nemide,khoda ham BUZZ mizane

260. be tOrke miGan vaGhti Ghamo Ghose miAd sOraGhet chiKar mikOni? miGe : mOkhamO DIVERT mikOnam roO tOkhmam!

261. be yeki migan nokhost vazir be englisi chi mishe ? mige First and Under

262. ye baar zane rashtiye 8 gholo mizad! Shoharesh mire to mahale elamiye mide :AHALIYE MAHAL DIGE SHOORESHOO DAR AVORDIN

263. torke be asbe zol mizane ..mige: kashki manam tahsilatamo edame dade boodam !!!!!

264. hazrate isa tooye behesht dashte dar bedar donbale babash migashte be ye piremard mirese ke dashte ye choob ro mitarashide.... mire jelo dast roo shoonash mizare mige....shoma tooye donya ham hamin karo mikardin piremarde mige...bale pesaram...man najjar boodam mige: shoma pesari ham dashtin... mige: bale...bedoone inke zanio abestan konam pesari dashtam ke hameye khalghe donya az ajayebesh dar shegeft boodan hanoozam ke hanooze mardome donya az ajib boodanesh harf mizanan...bad az moddati ham az hame kas penhan shod ... isa mippare miboosash mige...aaaah pedar!!!...piremard ham miboosash mige:ahhhhhhh pesaram, Pinokio !

265. Azash porsidam mano bishtar doost dari ya zendegito ? goft toro . oon az man porsid mano bishtar doost dari ya zendegito ? goftam zendegimo . oon rafto dige hich vaght bar naghasht , amma hich vaght nafahmid ke tamoome zendegime

266. asheghe asheghi bash va dost dashtan ra dost bedar. az tanafoor motenafer bash va be mehrabani mehr bevarz . ba ashti ashti kon va az joodayi joda bash(avesta)

267. torke ba rashtiye too jahanam boodan.rashtie be torke mige to chejoori mordy?torkeh mige az sarma mordam to chejoori mordi? rashtiy mige az ta'ajob!.torke mige yani dche?chetori az taajob mordi?rashtiye mige raftam khoone didam zanam khabide,hame ja ro didam,too hame otagha too komod,zir takht too hamoom dastshooiitoo anbari,kholase hamehjaro didam,vali hechkas nabood manam az taajob sekteh kardam mordam.torkeh megeh khak too saret too freizeram negah mikardi na to az taajob mimordi na man az sarma

268. be torke migan ba jorab joomle besaz .mige:mano dadasham yejorab mikhorim

269. Az torke miporsan chera joorabat yekish Abieh yekish ghermez?!.. mige nemidoonam vallah, badbakhtie! ye jofte digeam haminjoori too khoone daram!!!

270. ghazvinie bachasho mibare kanoone eslaho tarbiat mige in pedar sago adamesh konin migan akhe chera mage chi kar karde? babahe mige kire mano soozoonde angoshte dayisham hamin toe labe bababozorgesham jezghale shode !!!! migan mage chi kar karde?? mige kore khar rafte roo bokhari axe koon keshide

271. behem goft bekhab khabidam behem goft bazesh kon bazesh kardam badesh kard too vagti daresh avord dasht khoon miyoomad kheyli tarside boodam chon avalin baram bood mirafta dandoon pezeshki

272. rashtie zanesho too film sooper mibine film akhare film ke mishe mige khodaro shokr film bood

273. be ye kermooni migan ba kalamate ADAS va KOODETA ye jomle besaz,mige :ADASe ma narahati KOODETA mach bede(az daste ma narahatiii,koo dota mach bede !!!)

274. ghese az koja shoro shod * az chato maile shabone * az pm dadan to roomo * ye salame asheghone ** on shodam be mehraboni * ke begam ba to michatam * ta begam bemoni on line * az ferend liste ghashangam ** baz off haye asheghoneh * email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** baz off haye asheghoneh * email haye bi neshoneh * in yahoo kashki * haminjori bemoneh ** eshghe to baraye ghalbam * avalino akharine * toei tanha hamzabonam * ke hamishe nazanine * age on line * age off line * to bemoni * ya namoni ** to vasam hanoz hamoni * ke baram aziz tarini * to vasam hanoz hamoni * ke baram aziztarini

275.ye bar torke az pishe ye gav rad mishe gave mige maaaaaaaaaaaaaa torke mige ma bishtar

276.Torke Diske Kamar Dashte Bachash Ba Keyfiat Be Donya Miad

278. torke mire khastegari.babaye dokhtare azash miporse in goli ke too jibete aziatet nemikone?torke mige gole ke na amma in goldoono ke too shalvarame yekam aziat mikone

279.pesare be babaye rashtish mige baba axe lokhte maman ro desk top computer che kar mikone mige sadasho dar nayar az internet download kardam

280.ye nafar tooye sandogh sadaghat Ex mindaze , sandogh shoro mikone be VAM dadan

281.Midunesti Esme Keshvarha mokhafafe chie ? I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End I.R.A.N. _ Islam , rahbar , akhund ,namaz

282. ye rashtie bekhatere tak pedari az sarbazi moaf mishe!

283.ghazviniye be jjeniferlopez mige to ke enghad khoshgeli to ke enghadr basane ziba va bozorgi dari chera namaz nemikhoni?

284. cheshmaye to mesle daryast ejaze midi joorabamo toosh beshooram?

258.moorchehe asheghe hamsayashoon mishe bade 4 mah mifahme chayi khoshk boode